was searching some jokes for forum thing and i come across World's funniest joke in wikipedia. Shall share with everyone.

The winning joke:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

The second place:

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" exclaims Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”

Top joke in UK:

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

Top joke in australia:

A woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?"
The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: "Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight."

But i dont find the last joke funny at all, how can it be the top joke in australia???

Have been starting to take over kay's job in swa admin. The job is ok, is slacky so is worth the money i am paid. haha...

Saw yurika in bugis yesterday and she told me she had a blog, which is --->
http://kataomoisotugyoiinkai.blogspot.com/ OMG!!!!! Any singaporean who dunno jap would think that yurika got some non-human supernatural freaky memory. Of course she is not that scary, haha... that long Vulgarity-like sentence has jap meaning in it...no wonder.... (even though she need to try a few attempts before entering the right blog page, muhahahaha)

Yesterday after bugis lesson and my counter work, wenjun, xing wei, jc and me went for dinner. So we were thinking where to eat and i suggested QQ again(our favourite eating outlet every sat) but jc n wen jun strongly reject my wonderful idea, is as if they saw a lizard in their last QQ meal. So they choose KFC (yar, that shop that sell the very oily chicken). I dun really like this shop cause the food is kind of oily n fattening and i am such a healty person. So being a nice friend i have no choice but go kfc since majority love that shop. However heaven has eyes, the shop is crowded with ppl!! so we went back QQ to eat :)

We were talking some cock and suddenly we came to a topic regarding weiqi private lesson. jc say is very strange to learn under other teacher since yls is his teacher all this years. I totally understand what he meant cause is like in jap the student study under 1 teacher forever and so on. 1 reason why ppl learn from more than 1 teacher is because they r despo to improve. So I think that in future if more and more ppl surpass him, he might change this thinking. Of course this is my personal view.

Hey guys, SWA got a beta version forum so do go there to support and spread this forum around.

www. swa.forumwww.com

Thanks!!!

Time to start work!!!

Will be starting to teach weiqi in primary school again and i din know i can earn so much teaching pri sch!!!

I AM GOING TO BE A RICH BOY!!! YAHOO!!!!! hahaahhahaah

Ok, saving up to go china in mid oct for world mind sports, hope can go there successfully.

Last night before i sleep i just cant believe i graduated from NYP!!! Even though i dunno what i have learn in my diploma, still i enjoy the experience. Time really fly.

Anyway if u r reading this pls dun give up weiqi and spend more time on it like the past. I dun wan sg to lose a good player. i know, i am being naggy again. and time to start training pg... haha.

Today is our surprise birthday party for yang lao shi. But somehow it is not surprise anymore due to someone..................

Anyway...

Welcoming of our birthday boy, i mean birthday man!!!!

The birthday cake which cost 84 bucks!!!! There is a question on it that yang lao shi need to solve before we can cut the cake. I think is quite creative.

Even yls like the cake, he use his camera phone to take a pic down.

Happy 56 years old!!!!

So he start solving the question by putting the candle support on the 'board'. Haha, so xin ku to eat a cake.

Answers on the cake..

After solving, yls cut the cake....


3 crazy nyp ppl playing train out swa...... Funny thing is xing wei(the guy in bule) is actually seating in the middle and zhi xiong(the skinny one) is infront and he seems to have a hard time "pulling" the train, then a cleaner auntie walk pass and say to xing wei "you should seat in front ma" haha...


After the celebration the whole place is like some rubbish dump!


And playing time started.....


This pic quite disturbing due to someone flashing his butt, haha. Main point of this pic is all the pro gather together to solve question.


Happy Birthday Yang Lao Shi!!!!

Yesterday was "wash the seeds" day in SWA. Xiong hwai, wenjun, jiacheng, zhixiong, jamie and a NJC guy went to help out.

Saw this when i reach the toilet.

The toilet somehow belong to swa for a day. look at how hardworking jc and zx are.

Our most hardworking member of the day. tan jia cheng.

Our manager mr james got the leaf thing to make swa more clean....

zx seems kind of addicted to it.............

james did a clean up in the office too.


and we started our sun tanning session....

the orange guy seems to be playing with a dump of shit...

zx is so proud of swa....

and the tanning session for the seeds started...

we are kind of unluncky cause it rain a few minutes later...........

zx trying to prove he is a 'strong' guy....

And to make sure we dun have to wash the seeds in future, we decide to enforce a strict rule in bishan....

the sign in white is our new rule!!!!

the most important rule in swa now!!!

Today is AGM(annual general meeting) aka buffet day.





So the meeting started.......Is more on the finance thing and alot of POA stuff which i totally forget after my 'o' level. And we somehow took part in a voting session. erm...what isit about? good question....




And after the meeting end, everyone ran out for the main event of the day, BUFFET!! kay as usual doing her trademark sign.




Buffet food.....




And the hungry ghost of the day!!!

YOU DIDNT GO TO THE WRONG BLOG!!!

Thanks to my monkey sis, she finally help me do up my blog skin.

Feeling very weak now. No strength and energy thanks to some virus infection... Hope i can make to the buffet day tml, haha.